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Your Dedicated Support Team
Rohan
"Sir, have you tried turning the computer off and on with a strong jhatka?"
Praveen
"Please tell me the 'ABCD' of your computer problem."
Amit
"Your computer is more messed up than my chai this morning!"
Sandeep
"Don't worry, I'm a certified expert... by YouTube standards."
Vikram
"We'll fix your computer faster than a speeding auto-rickshaw!"
Rajesh
"Is your computer making a 'tuk-tuk' sound? That's not good, sir!"
Ravi
"We are the tech support wallahs, here to serve you!"
Manish
"Please provide your credit card number... for diagnostic purposes."
Ganesh
"Just a small virus... smaller than a Mumbai apartment, don't worry."
Deepak
"We need to take control of your mouse... and your destiny."
Suresh
"Your problem is very unique... almost as unique as my mother-in-law's cooking."
Kunal
"We'll have your computer running faster than a Rajdhani Express!"
Ramesh
"Please hold, while I consult with my astrologer about your issue."
Devi
"Have you tried applying coconut oil to the motherboard?"
Arjun
"We are expunging your computer of the bad spirits. Please chant 'Om Shanti Shanti Shanti'"
Farhan
"Sir, your computer has encountered a critical error... it needs more RAM-en noodles!"
Priya
"Don't worry, I've fixed more computers than there are spices in my masala dabba!"
Rahul
"Your hard drive is making a 'dhak-dhak' sound... that's not the heartbeat we want."
Sneha
"Let me check the kundali of your computer... maybe the planets are misaligned."
Varun
"We'll get your system back online faster than you can say 'supercalifragilisticexpialidocious'!"
Anika
"Is your computer feeling a bit 'ajeeb'? We'll make it feel better!"
Kiran
"We're adding a special 'tadka' to your system to boost its performance!"
Meera
"Your computer needs a 'champi'... a good oil massage for the circuits!"
Sameer
"We're performing a digital 'shuddhikaran' to cleanse your computer of all viruses."
Divya
"Don't worry, we'll have your computer running smoother than a Bollywood dance sequence!"
Yash
"We're installing a turbocharger... made of pure Indian ingenuity!"
Shanaya
"Your computer's problem is a real 'panga'... but we'll sort it out!"
Aryan
"We're giving your computer a dose of 'desi' power!"
Diya
"We'll have your computer singing and dancing... well, maybe just working smoothly."
Riya
"Ma'am, have you tried blowing on the cartridge?"
Vikram
"Your computer is suffering from a severe case of 'hangover'"
Pooja
"Sir, your computer needs a 'haircut' - we'll trim those extra processes."
Gaurav
"We're going to apply some 'vicks vaporub' to your system to clear out those bugs."
Neha
"We need to check your computer's 'nadi pariksha' to diagnose the root cause."
Siddharth
"Your computer has a 'dosa' problem - too many layers and not enough connection."
Aisha
"We'll perform a 'pooja' for your computer to remove all the viruses."
Karan
"We're sending a team of 'kabaddi' experts to tackle your computer problems."
Shreya
"We'll fix your computer with the speed of a 'bullet train'!"
Rohan
"Your computer needs a strong dose of 'lassi' to cool down its circuits."
Divya
"We're applying a special 'haldi' paste to heal your computer's wounds."
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